Live.Laugh.Love.
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My name is Alessandra Monet Cesena. I'm a senior in highschool and I love reblogging things that make me laugh. My bestfriend is Marianna Monet Asciutto, she's amazing and clearly better than your bestfriend, she's the best <3 FOLLOW ME oh and don't forget my inbox is always open ;)Links
masasexual
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
(via thisiswhereicomeupwithacoolurl)
trixiofthesea
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
(Source: trixiofthesea, via thatlofy)
alienveins
"Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again."
(Source: alienveins, via memoirsofanuglyduckling)
rnemes-deactivated20130513
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via memoirsofanuglyduckling)
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
(via thatlofy)
disneymagicalworld
The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.
(via chrse)
zackisontumblr
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via memoirsofanuglyduckling)
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
